Seal's Spunky Spaghetti 'Splosion

You can THROW A BALL OF (only mildly magical) SPAGHETTI at people

ONLY comes in meatball marinara

It has a whopping 1043 Δs, 1 skinned mesh renderer, and four bones.

It's got a local aim indicator, and SPUNKY FUNKY FRESH animations

Also raycasts and parent constraints.

Quest compatible too. I think that's it.